@bentauber teasing Princess Butter with one-handed homemade pancakes 🐶🍳

Hey guys. Hey. Turtle turtle. Hey. I’m a turtle. Watch me turtle. 🐢 (at American Museum of Natural History)

Hi I’m @bentauber and I’m going to force you to eat ice cream.

Hey, we’ve only been at the hospital for like 4 hours. Haven’t showered, looking disheveled. Party.

Seattle airport hangs. Gonna go see if I can fix a broken @bentauber (at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA))

twerkspotting:

Literally two of my favorite people.

Look how cute they are

ohflick:

“You can be the ripest, juciest peach, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” 

“It`s not about seducing men, it”s about embracing womanhood”

“You can’t dictate to a woman what should make her feel sexy.”

― Dita Von Teese

(via maddiekatt)

(Source: w-tchbl--d)

happafaith:

slydig:

IS THAT TAYLOR SWIFT

OMFG IS THAT FUCKING TAYLOR SWIFT

Guys no it’s me sorry its flashback Friday. Very embarrassing time of my life.

(Source: bbrainz, via pizza)

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

(via tardiswanted)